Frequently Asked Questions

Ah... you wanna talk brass tacks then... I can respect that! 

Comedy Showcases Start at $250.00 per hour for the first 2 hours, anything after that is $350.00 per hour... unless it is just getting rediculous like you have held me hostage for weeks and shoved me in a whole in your basement, where you throw lotion at me and spray me with a water hose twice daily. Then we will have to negotiate a new price... like my freedom... I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN YOU MONSTER!

If they make me laugh, I write their name on a stick note and stick it to the wall! Then when I need produce a show, I grab an orphan and YAH YEET that parentless future problem at the stick note wall!!! Whichever name is attached to his left pinky toe is the one I pick...